The Unknown Poem

Lizards are actually dinosaurs
Dragons might be too.
There still is one big lizard somewhere
In a cave
far, far away
In the jungle of Africa
I want to go there someday
with a machine gun
or a sleeping gun.
I'd find it with a helicopter
and bring a whole army of people
........because what if it killed me?
When I find the lizard
I'll be on the news
I'll shoot it with a sleeping gun
so it will fall asleep
and not kill me
and my army.
But if the gun doesn't work
and he comes running towards me....
THAT'S why I have a whole army!

The Electric Company - The Menu Song